Dhoni assigned female commando guard
One glance at the Border Medal Award night will tell you being an international cricketer is akin to being a rockstar as far as snaffling babes is concerned. But Mahendra Dhoni, a rockstar among rockstars, takes it to another level and has been forced to employ an all-female commando unit to fight off zealous female fans.
I've heard of beating them off with a stick (or even a cricket bat) but never 15 elite soldiers "trained rigorously in warfare and ambush techniques". I'm picturing Dhoni walking down a market street with hordes of shrill women streaming out of building doors, only to be stopped in their tracks by the jump kicking, round-housing 15 commandoes in combat formation. However, Dhoni may have to fear a Trojan horse:
Ask one of the commandoes, Seema Toppo, a tribal, about her new assignment and she blushes.
"I watched him play on television and never thought I would see him from such close quarters," she giggles.
"It is good to be deployed for his security," says another.
Perhaps the only safe bodyguard for Dhoni would be some kind of androgynous eunuch. Who's never watched cricket. Preferably not from the sub-continent.
| Posted by JC on Thu 17 Jul |  1 comments |
Lets hope that the his muscular entourage will keep the flamboyant cricketer focussed on his primary job- scoring runs AND winning matches :)
Anyways, since he hasn't played any BIG-SCORE innings lately, I see this more as a PR thing-to stay in NEWS. Best of luck MSD ;D
-HardHitter & FastSpinner
Posted by HardHitter&FastSpinner on 2008-08-19 13:48:53
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